From the Team Car
No race last weekend, what do you if you're a racer with a free weekend? Spend it with family?Hell no! Area teams were out dancing with the angels on every climb from Lehi to Farmington. Each team looking for their Conta-doper to support for Saturdays 300 Warriors@ yeast canyon. If you're not one of the 300 it's not to late.
No race last weekend, what do you if you're a racer with a free weekend? Spend it with family?Hell no! Area teams were out dancing with the angels on every climb from Lehi to Farmington. Each team looking for their Conta-doper to support for Saturdays 300 Warriors@ yeast canyon. If you're not one of the 300 it's not to late.
I hear there is Beef in the Masters fields. It doesn't surprise me, those guys are cranky. Someone dish the dirt....I'm not olde enough to reach the inner sanctum of this mens group.
Feed Zone
USU is in the feed zone but they don't need the musette...their bellies are full. It seems USU has taken a huge bite from Ali "socks"Goulet's sock style. The UCI would impose a 60 doinklet fine,
Knee high socks are just poor form on the road, 1-cyclocross is a fruit cake sport where guys regularly dress in drag, so Goulet's knee high stockings are passable and B-there is no room for freedom of expression on the road. The only thing that should separate you from the rest of us is your team kit...so hold your line and keep your legs shaved!Race Doctor
Dirt merchant Mitchell Peterson had a visit from the Doc. this weekend. Turns out California is hot. While racing the Sea Rat Classic, Peterson suffered heat stroke...
To look at this guy, I would assume he suffers heat stroke every time the lights come on.
To look at this guy, I would assume he suffers heat stroke every time the lights come on. Cat5 Tattoo
Lajoka gets the cat5 tattoo, more like the Red badge of Courage. I could go three different ways with my feelings about LOTOJA but i think the image above sums it up..... It's something to talk about around the water cooler at work, "I'm getting my nutrition dialed for lotaja".
Got someting to say? let your voice be heard, leave a comment. If you haven't read the comments from last week, Do yourself a favor have a good laugh.
As always if you got the dirt, dish it to lautobus411@yahoo.com or leave it in the comments.
2 comments:
Here is a scoop for you (whoever you may be). Some lucky Utahn (presumably) is rocking/riding/running the full tt kit in the NYC:
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/
I am sure there is something there you can mock just as the bikesnob did. You can thank me later.
I am assuming you have attempted Lotoja, got passed by some fat ass who at least trained, and then you popped and couldn't finish. And finally to calm your soothing ego, you thought it is stupid anyways. Right? If not, you must be ugly. Ta!
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